Fox Calls 911 For Un-Mayor's New Phone Number!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     LOS ANGELES - Just when you thought things couldn't get any more embarrassing! In recent days the stalking scandal involving actress Megan Fox and the Hard Alley Un-Mayor Donovan OHanlon has flooded the waves and internet. Shocking revelations and accusations of Ms. Fox's deep fixation with Donovan and her irrational behavior in stalking him have left fans screaming to the internet to learn more facts. Publicists for Megan Fox have categorically denied she's been involved in any form of stalking behaviors, while OHanlon's Staff has provided details proving her guilt including video survelliance camera footage and excerpts of conversations between the two parties. Apparently it's about to get even more embarrassing for the young actress today!

It appears that Los Angeles County District Attorney Steve Cooley might have authorized the leak of a tape of a 911 call recently processed by Emergency Staff in the area. In the recording allegedly Megan Fox herself confronts a Call Center Operator in an attempt to secure OHanlon's new private residence telephone number.

MEGAN FOX 911 Call Transcript:

Operator: "911, what is your emergency?"

Megan Fox: "Operator, I've been trying to get (number redacted). The recording says its been disconnected."

Operator: "Just a moment please."

[pause]

Operator: "I'm sorry, the number's been changed to an unlisted number."

Megan Fox: "Operator, this is a real emergency please. You need to give me that number."

Operator: "I'm sorry. We're not allowed to give out that information."

Megan Fox: "Well *fuck you*!"

Operator: [stiffled laughter] "My place or yours?"

[Megan Fox slams phone]

Asked to provide opinion and analysis, OHanlon reiterated his respect for Megan Fox as an actress and added "Once again, I am sure that Megan will make someone very happy one day....for now I wish she would seek the professional help she needs to overcome this determination she's developed for an SL cross-over with me.  She just cannot seem to keep things RL only....and I'm now starting to worry for her mental and emotional health as this drags on."