King "Un-Retires" To Interview "Un-Mayor"

Radio Free Hard Alley:     NEW YORK - Beloved news personality and icon Larry King swiftly moved out of retirement Tuesday for "the single most important interview of my life" he told collegues. In the hours long interview, King pressed Un-Mayor OHanlon on issues ranging from human sexuality to self-appointed governance. Audiences World-wide (and on the International Space Station) were rivited when OHanlon left King speechless for the first time in his life-long career.

King: "Is it true that you appointed YOURSELF Un-Mayor of Hard Alley?"

OHanlon: "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement....Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you appointing yourself Un-Mayor of Hard Alley, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said yes. And it would have been completely true."

King was immediately rushed to the nearest trauma center for a suspected embellism.  OHanlon remained on set to enjoy the coffee and gourmet finger sandwiches before returning to his Office.  When reached for comment, Un-Mayor OHanlon simply responded "Oh yeah, it was terrible....tradgic....I mean the sandwiches didn't even have mustard on them....WTF?!"....stay tuned for breaking developments.....