Un-Mayor Rocks the Academy - Now Hosting Oscars!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     HOLLYWOOD - Actors James Franco and Anne Hathaway have been replaced as co-hosts the 83rd Academy Awards on February 27th, the producers of the Oscars show announced Monday. They announcement came as a text message from the members of the Academy, and came on the heels of Un-Mayor OHanlon rocking several members of the Academy in person.

Cornered for comment, Un-Mayor OHanlon confirmed his tenure as unilateral host and added that he "in fact had cum on the heels of several members of the Academy Panel", and for that he is "deeply grateful!" The Awards Show will be covered live by our International Correspondents and will be carried by ABC (Alley Broadcasting Company) as developments unfold. Stay Tuned!!