OHanlon Secures Prime Time Cable Show!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     HOLLYWOOD - Notorius Un-Mayor Donovan OHanlon will now have his own Prime Time Cable Commentary Show, and moving to his newly developed network are the lesser known figures Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. His new program "The Un-Mayor Factor" will premier soon on the Hard Alley Channel! Barf and hurray!

Known now un-officially in circles as The Trifecta of Tribulation, Stewart seemed upbeat, and Colbert was last seen kneeling on a prayer rug chanting "There is No Un-Mayor but OHanlon, and Stewart is his Prophet!"  Stay tuned as developments unfold.......