We Have A Winner!! Finally!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     IN SPORTS - According to a recent poll, Ben Roethlisberger will be the most disliked player in Super Bowl XLV. A recently released poll shows that the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback will be the least favorite player on the field at Cowboys Stadium. He is "strongly disliked" three times more than any other player in the game....elsewhere, in Hard Alley....no suprize here.....former Mayoral Candidate Donovan, once favored to win, has recently sunken to a new low. Responding to the news, Donovan issued an official statement that he will "Conform with the Non-Conformists" and has declared himself the "Un-Mayor" of Hard Alley. He plans a pompous parade thoughout the streets in his own honor to celebrate "this monumental achievement", to be immediately followed by his Public Acceptance Speech of his self-appointed position.......stay tuned for more......