Sex In Space Bad?! Bullshit!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     NASA - Astronauts sent to colonize Mars would be well advised to avoid getting pregnant en route to the Red Planet.  High-energy particles bombarding the ship would almost certainly sterilize any female fetus conceived in deep space, making it that much more difficult to establish a successful Mars Colony once the crew lands said radiation biophysicist Tore Straume of the NASA Ames Research Center.....Hard Alley:  Responding to the announcement, Un-Mayor OHanlon berrated Dr. Straume's findings as "shabby science of speculation" and demanded to know "the last time this fucking idiot even HAD sex, if EVER?!"   OHanlon followed up with an immediate call for further research and has cleared his calendar for any such tests as "the female staff at NASA may desire".