Radio Free Hard Alley: ARCHAEOLOGY - Anyone who's ever thought they had a big butt had nothing on a dinosaur literally named "thunder thighs." Among the sauropods, the largest creatures to have ever walked the Earth, Brontomerus — "thunder thighs" in Greek — probably had the biggest thighs of them all, scientists revealed. Its unusually powerful back legs might have been used for super-kicks against rivals or would-be predators, they added.
HARD ALLEY - Un-Mayor OHanlon has responded to the crisis by calling on experts, and has issued a statement reminding the public that the distinctions for ancient creatures are less about age, and more about attributes. An International Team of Archaeologists are rumored to be roaming the streets of Hard Alley in search of further Brontomerus contact. Some avatars meeting the basic description have been reported in the area in recent weeks, and scientists intend to "get to the bottom of it!" Other unusual species said to inhabit the dark and dreadful streets include.....AlphaKennyWun.......AllotaFagina........AnitaKhock.....and the always popular HalJalikakock. As discoveries are made we'll keep you posted!
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