Radio Free Hard Alley: AARP - There are mixed reactions on the streets of Hard Alley to news that an Un-Mayor has been declared. The coup has rocked the Blogosphere and sites covering the genocide have erupted with activity from all 4 corners of the globe. This has been attributed to Residents seeking to make sense of the developing emergency. Traffic is melting down sites reporting from the disaster area as they attempt to feed the lust for information. As the situation unfolds we turn our attention now to the figure behind the take over. So, just what is it that makes Donovan the most suitable Un-Mayor? We wanted to find out too! Responding to the crisis, the Associated Alley Role-play Press (AARP) has dispatched investigative reporters to the region to cover the carnage. Surveying the 400,000 most recent visitors to Hard Alley (in the past 24 hours) embedded reporters have uncovered some striking details. Either way.....love him or hate him...one thing is certain....there will be a transfer of power. For now, here are the top 7 responses that explain Un-Mayor Donovan's sudden rise to power.
U nmatched wit and sarcasm
N ever misses a chance to poke fun at everyone, including himself
M akes the extra effort to ensure everyone "finds the mood" while on SIM
A lways thinks quickly on his feet, especially in situations that require creative responses
Y earns to see everyone just have a good ole time
O nly engages in acts of depravity on sim if it's in the Local Chat box
R emembers the most important reason to have an Un-Mayor (the visitors of the streets)
We'll keep you up-to-date as information pours in to our Situation Room.
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