OHanlon's Tell All Book Hits The Fan!!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     WORLD PRESS - The much awaited tell all book by Un-Mayor Donovan OHanlon was finally released today, causing traffic to stir world-wide as Residents rushed to secure their own personal copy of his Masterpeice.

In the true OHanlon form that we've all come to expect, the work is magnificently well done and has caused the likes of Stephen King, Rudyard Kipling and Garrison Keiller to barricade themselves in their homes to escape the fallout. To secure your free copy today, IM Donovan OHanlon in world....supplies are unlimited.....so act fast!