DeGeneres and OHanlon of Royal Line!

Radio Free Hard Alley:    HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres is celebrating after learning she's a distant cousin of royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton. The funny woman has been joking about getting an invite to England's big wedding in April - and now it appears she has a right to be there. The New England Historic Genealogical Society has discovered she's the 15th cousin of Britain's future queen. They are distant cousins......Hard Alley: Not to be outdone by DeGeneres' news, Un-Mayor OHanlon stated that the information was really "no big fucking deal", claiming that he and Prince William were actually switched at birth. Displaying a 26 page Ancestry.com print-out, OHanlon jeered the crowd, insinuating that HE in fact is the rightful heir to Kate Middleton's bed-chamber and vowed to take nay-sayers "by force" should he be deprived of his birthrite......stay tuned.....