Radio Free Hard Alley is a virtual underground news resource, formerly for the Elect Donovan campaign for Mayor of Hard Alley, Second Life's Original Sin. Radio Free Hard Alley has since shifted it's focus to providing "fair and balanced" News and Mockmentary of the life and times of Donovan OHanlon, Hard Alley's Self-Appointed Official Un-Mayor. **Sponsored by the Alliance for If There Is No Office, Just Fucking Make One Up**
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Another Shocking Meat Recall Over Contamination Fears!
Radio Free Hard Alley: WASHINGTON - A California company has recalled more than 3,000 pounds of fresh ground beef patties and other packages of ground beef products that may be contaminated with the E. coli bacteria, the U.S. Agriculture Department said Saturday......HARD ALLEY - not suprizingly the USDA recall wasn't simply confined to ground beef! Inspectors decended upon the streets of Hard Alley today and began conducting "random meat inspections", resulting in a recall of nearly 3,000 inches suspected of "contamination". Un-Mayor OHanlon as a result declared Marshall Law and established a curfew for the Reform School Inmates until further notice......more to follow as details emerge.....
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