Un-Mayor Makes Suprize Visit to the White House! Holy Shiat!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     WASHINGTON - One week and three days after Un-Mayor OHanlon declared before an audience that he was now "Un-Mayor", he has come to meet with President Obama in the United States for his first visit with the Commander-in-Chief. He was greeted by White House Staff and Officials, and given the appropriate Head of State treatment his position in regional politics requires. The President was originally scheduled to have a "working dinner" with Afghan President Hamid Karzai at his Presidential Palace in Kabul, but chose to orchestrate this unannounced visit and to meet with Un-Mayor OHanlon, and the First Lady of Hard Alley Nessa Savira, in the capital city. It is believed this urgent visit was called due to the recent unrest in Egypt.

In a pep talk to White House Staff in the Press Room, OHanlon praised their work and expressed cautious optimism about the future. "You are protecting your country. You are achieving your objective. You will succeed in your mission," a casually dapperly dressed OHanlon said to the more than 385 staffers in the audience. "You said you were going to break the nay-sayer's momentum, and that's what you're doing. You're going on the offense, tired of playing defense."

Following his pep talk, OHanlon was escorted along with his wife to the White House Situation Room where he was briefed on the crisis in Cairo. President Obama was straight-forward in acknowledging "I just fucking don't know what to do...and could really use your expert advice". To this OHanlon simply replied "Get your head out of your ass Mr. President, and start acting like an Un-President......bring the hammer down on Mubarak...he'll move." Obama was then seen giving the trademark "hand bump" to OHanlon as they walked to the Oval Office.

In the Oval Office, OHanlon graciously autographed Obama's personal copy of his book "I am Un-Mayor (and neither are you)" which Obama keeps on his desk as a handy desk-side reference. He also penned notes of encouragement to Sasha and Malia advising them to drop out of school and immediately pursue self-appointed political offices of their very own.

After concluding his affairs at the White House, OHanlon met with Alley Press reporters, who learned of OHanlon's arrival independently while on assignment in Hard Alley and were not traveling with the Hard Alley press pool. OHanlon mentioned the casualties of democracy today in his remarks as a sobering reminder that voting failures are costly. "Progress comes at a high price," the Un-Mayor said. "We know their memories will never be forgotten. Their avatars have been added to the estate-banned lists of our Region."

The trip was shrouded in secrecy for security reasons, with the reporters who accompanied the Un-Mayor not permitted to announce his presence until after the exaulted one landed. This visit comes at a pivotal moment for the Un-Mayor, with more than 250 web-hits and counting, and he has vowed to increase that number to more than 100,000.