T-M-I-double Guh-Err....that spells "Non-Speaker"!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     WASHINGTON, D.C. – A photo of Rep. David Wu wearing a tiger costume and other unusual revelations about his mental health are increasing pressure on the seven-term Oregon Democrat to step down. But the lawmaker says he's not quitting even as an editorial in one of the state's largest newspapers and the state Republican chairman called for his resignation.

Wu said this week that it was "unprofessional and inappropriate" to send pictures of himself wearing a tiger costume to staff members while he was in the middle of a heated campaign last year. He did note however that his behavior was COMPLETELY IN CHARACTER and APPROPRIATE for Hard Alley, Second Life's Original Sin!!

HARD ALLEY - Responding to the news of Wu's imminent departure from the United States Congress, Un-Mayor OHanlon has offered David Wu a cabinet position in his Office....stating that as long as he remains chained to the cabinet and submits to Furry Testing....and keeps his crazy ass mouth shut....he can proudly proclaim himself "Non-Speaker" of the Alley!