Radio Free Hard Alley: SCIENCE OF SEX - Here's a crucial message for teens: Oral sex carries many of the same risks as vaginal sex, including human papilloma virus, or HPV. And HPV may now be overtaking tobacco as the leading cause of oral cancers in America in people under age 50. The study was presented Sunday at the American Association for the Advancement of Science. The latest data suggest that 64% of oropharynx cancers - growing in the middle part of the throat - in the United States are caused by HPV, which is more than tobacco causes, said Maura Gillison of Ohio State University. And as the number of partners on whom you have performed oral sex goes up, the risk of oropharnyx cancer goes up.
HARD ALLEY - Responding to the findings, Un-Mayor OHanlon took a deep frustrated drag from his Marlboro cigarrette and exhaled loudly as he looked down replying "Hold on a second sweetheart"....then continued by saying "look, it's like double dipping with french fries....if you have to question whether you should be double dipping with that person, you probably shouldn't be eating fries with them anyway....fair enough?!" OHanlon then immediately resumed his normal duties as Un-Mayor without incident.
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