OHanlon Violated!!! Is NOTHING Sacred?!!

Radio Free Hard Alley:   HAUD PLUVIA - Un-Mayor OHanlon's property was broken into last week. A female identified only as Actress Megan Fox was arrested last Thursday for trespassing on the grounds of the Un-Mayor’s Haud Pluvia cottage.

Thankfully, Donovan OHanlon — who lives at the luxurious medievil timber home with his SL wife Nessa Savira— didn’t come in to contact with the woman as their state-of-the-art security system sent warning signals straight to the Haud Pluvia Guards. “The property is protected by a 24-hour security team that detected and detained the deranged and obsessed Ms. Fox until she was turned over to the custody of Beverly Hills police officers, who arrested her,” said OHanlon’s representative. “The intruder never entered the actual residence, and did not make any contact with either Donovan or Nessa."

Cornered for comment recently as he appeared for the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards, OHanlon simply said "Look, Megan Fox is a nice girl, and she'll make someone very happy someday I'm sure. She just has a real hard time keeping things RL only. She keeps pestering me for some kind of SL cross-over, and that's just not gonna work. I'm happily married in SL....and Megan just needs to get a grip!!"