Thursday, February 17, 2011

Fox Heckled On Letterman As A "F***in Bitch!"

Radio Free Hard Alley:     FOXGATE - As the days continue to pass and the pressure continues to mount, Actress Megan Fox just can't seem to keep things in perspective anymore. Appearing on The Letterman Show, the sultry actress was heckled by former fans and ultimately run off-stage by a cabbage weilding crowd as Letterman laughed nearby.


Letterman: "So Megan.....eh haahaa....I errrmm....I understand you can't seem to get enough of this Donovan fella. Is that true?"

Fox: "Yeah...he's pretty much it for me...I mean have you seen the guy? I mean...wow!" [blushed deep red]

Heckler: "YOU F***ING BITCH.....HE'S F***ING MARRIED IN SL...BITCH!

Crowd: "BITCH...BITCH...BITCH....BITCH....BITCH...BITCH...BITCH....BITCH!!

Letterman: [uncontrollable laughter]

Fox: [uncontrollable blushing] departs running off stage

Letterman: "When we come back tonight's top ten list....Top Ten Signs you're a serial stalker! We'll be right back folks!"

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