Radio Free Hard Alley is a virtual underground news resource, formerly for the Elect Donovan campaign for Mayor of Hard Alley, Second Life's Original Sin. Radio Free Hard Alley has since shifted it's focus to providing "fair and balanced" News and Mockmentary of the life and times of Donovan OHanlon, Hard Alley's Self-Appointed Official Un-Mayor. **Sponsored by the Alliance for If There Is No Office, Just Fucking Make One Up**
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Tourists Visit Virgins in Israel
Radio Free Hard Alley: JERUSALEM - Israel is inviting tourists to retrace the footsteps of the Virgin Mary, officials said Tuesday, in the latest campaign to bring Christian pilgrims to the Holy Land. A new itinerary developed by the Tourism Ministry helps tour operators plan pilgrimages to sites where the mother of Christ lived and traveled. They include her birthplace near Nazareth in northern Israel, as well as Mary's Spring and the Tomb of the Virgin near Jerusalem.....when asked if he would visit....Candidate Donovan replied "What?!! I'm sorry.....I just can't see any use for all these damn Virgins anymore! Geeze!!!"......
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