Environmental Laws Ruin Detergents

Radio Free Hard Alley:    ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS - Thanks to environmental protection laws passed in 16 states, dish detergent manufacturers have been forced to remove powerful cleansing agents called phosphates from their formulas nationwide. The result? Detergents that don't clean, reported Tampa Bay Online......in a surprise response Candidate Trixianna just stared blankly at the camera chewing a finger-nail while Candidate Kane suggested perhaps what's next is laundry detergent......Candidate Donovan called the measure a reflection of our "failing education system", and urged others to protest by offering him oral sex in the Strip Club........