Dangerous Gas Leaks Detected, Crisis Averted!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     OHIO - All 3,200 residents of Fairport Harbor, Ohio, were told to evacuate Monday morning after gas leaks caused fires and explosions in neighboring homes and suburbs.....no one was hurt in the blasts......elsewhere.....Residents were forced to evacuate Hard Alley for a recent SIM restart after similar gas releases were detected in the streets. Candidate Trixianna is suspected of having released the gases after a night of consuming Burritos at a local establishment.....