Missionary Killed in Mexico!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     MEXICO - An American missionary was killed Wednesday when they were shot in Mexico, police said. American authorities are investigating the circumstances surrounding the grizzly shooting, and the Mexican Interior Ministry said it, too, was investigating "for the purpose of clarifying the facts and act accordingly to punish the person or persons responsible." Meanwhile, in Hard Alley, Candidate Donovan has proposed legislation that would effectively "kill missionary" on the SIM while simultaneously pleasuring the persons involved.......