Radio Free Hard Alley is a virtual underground news resource, formerly for the Elect Donovan campaign for Mayor of Hard Alley, Second Life's Original Sin. Radio Free Hard Alley has since shifted it's focus to providing "fair and balanced" News and Mockmentary of the life and times of Donovan OHanlon, Hard Alley's Self-Appointed Official Un-Mayor. **Sponsored by the Alliance for If There Is No Office, Just Fucking Make One Up**
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Broadcast News too Sexy?!!
Radio Free Hard Alley: BROADCAST NEWS - Many stations try to increase their following and gain male viewers by featuring attractive female news anchors, often having them dress in clothing that highlights their sexuality. While this technique boosts ratings, research suggests men don't properly digest television news as a result....cornered for an opinion on the latest research results, Candidate Donovan said "Oh like they have any real news to fucking report on anyway!"....he further suggested that the "Hot Factor" was crucial to all future television broadcasts and called for more hotness in the city streets.......
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