Oprah's Dirty Little Secret!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     IN OPRAH NEWS - After promising to reveal a big family secret on-air, talk-show host Oprah Winfrey has confessed that she recently learned she has a half-sister she never knew about......not to be outdone....Candidate Donovan replied to the announcement that he has recently learned that he has a disturbing fascination with "Furry Sex" that he previously never knew about...Candidates Trixi and Kane hastily declined to offer details of their deepest secrets......