Radio Free Hard Alley is a virtual underground news resource, formerly for the Elect Donovan campaign for Mayor of Hard Alley, Second Life's Original Sin. Radio Free Hard Alley has since shifted it's focus to providing "fair and balanced" News and Mockmentary of the life and times of Donovan OHanlon, Hard Alley's Self-Appointed Official Un-Mayor. **Sponsored by the Alliance for If There Is No Office, Just Fucking Make One Up**
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Do All Fruity Foods Contain Fruits?
Radio Free Hard Alley: IN NUTRITION HEADLINES - An investigation released today finds many fruity foods don't contain real fruit. An investigation by the nonprofit Consumer Wellness Center has revealed that a large number of commercial blueberry food products do not contain real blueberries....in Hard Alley however Candidate Trixianna was shocked by the findings and pointed out that many fruity avatars on the streets of Hard Alley DO contain "real fruits"....while Candidate Donovan simply unzipped his fly releasing himself and then said "Isn't that a Peach!"......
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