Man Wants Police Protection....from Sex?!! WTF!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     GERMANY - A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday. He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife....in response to the drama Candidate Donovan simply said "Are you kidding me?! What a Moron!".....while Candidates Kane and Trixianna called for immediate street protests to proclaim "WTF?!?" and have called upon Shade Luminos for assistance with the rallies......