DHS Color Coded Alert System Going Away So Soon?!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     WASHINGTON - The much-maligned, color-coded Homeland Security Advisory System is about to be consigned to the proverbial dustbin of history. Not that anyone is really paying attention.  Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano is expected to announce Thursday that the almost 9-year-old threat alert system will go away in April.....Meanwhile in the Hardcore Sex and Strip Club, owner Hard Rust has downgraded the club from Elmo to Cookie Monster after street protests against Candidate Kane were quelled early this morning......