South Koreans Rescue Ship at Sea

Radio Free Hard Alley: Special Alert: South Korean special forces stormed a hijacked freighter in the Arabian Sea on Friday, rescuing all 21 crew members and killing eight assailants in a rare and bold raid on Somali pirates. South Korea said they could not confirm if Candidate Poptart was one of those killed, but she's sure not in Hard Alley.....Across the Globe Candidate Donovan conducted a Panti Raid this morning at Madame Candace's House of Ill Repute....seizing an undisclosed number of soiled garments from the laundry room......stay tuned......