Northeast Slammed by Storm

Radio Free Hard Alley:     BOSTON – The Northeast girded itself as it was again "slammed" by a fast-moving storm moving full-force into the region overnight, bringing an icy mix of snow and rain, stranding hundreds of airplane passengers, and leaving more than 300,000 customers in and around the nation's capital without power.....while in the Alley.....women in the streets scurried to girdle themselves once again as fast moving Candidate Donovan "slammed into them full-force" bringing an icy mixture of blow and pain, romping hundreds of unsuspectors, and leaving more than 1,000 ladies without bowels......in other news......