Northeast Cold Snap

Radio Free Hard Alley: In The Northeast - The phrase "it's cold outside" doesn't begin to describe it. With the mercury well below zero in parts of the Northeast, people in New York and the New England states are facing some of the coldest temperatures the region has seen in years....and the streets of Hard Alley are apparently not immune from this recent streak of cold.....as evidenced by males hiding in Private Chat for the fear of "shrinkage"....Candidate Donovan blames the trend on a lack of high pressures "coming in from the South"....and "pre-Dicks" a thaw in the wake of his election to office.....