DEA Struggles with new Bath Salts

Radio Free Hard Alley:    AROUND THE NATION - When Neil Brown got high on dangerous chemicals sold as bath salts, he took his skinning knife and slit his face and stomach repeatedly. Brown survived, but authorities say others haven't been so lucky after snorting, injecting or smoking powders with such innocuous-sounding names as Ivory Wave, Red Dove and Vanilla Sky.....when asked about the trend Candidate Donovan simply replied...."Yes, I bathe everyday.....oh.....ummmm, you may need to ask Roddison Belic about that sorta shit I think".