Suing for "Oral Injuries"?!

Radio Free Hard Alley:     WASHINGTON - Rep. Dennis Kucinich, the Ohio Democratic representative, is suing a House of Representatives cafeteria service provider for $150,000 for allegedly selling him a sandwich wrap with a stray olive pit in it that caused "serious and permanent damage" to his mouth and wellbeing....Candidate Donovan, on hand to lobby for the recently proposed Freedom of Masturbation Act, was standing by Kucinich when the announcement was made.....Candidate Donovan, hearing the news, rolled his eyes and squared Kucinich right in the mouth causing further "serious and permanent damage" in defense of the Food Service Workers Union.........