Thursday, March 3, 2011

Megan Fox A Magician? She's Disappearing Before Our Own Eyes!!

Radio Free Hard Alley: HOLLYWOOD - Sources in Hollywood tell the AP (Alley Press) that mega-actress Megan Fox now has the same waist size as her eight-year-old stepson Kassius after she put herself on an extremely strict 1,000 calorie-a-day diet. Megan apparently is losing pounds at "an alarming rate" for no apparent purpose, and now weighs just 74lb.


Agents, Publicists and Critics alike are all "weighing in" on Fox's recent thin decline, and many are speculating that the dramatic loss of her once curvaceous figure can be directly attributed to her refusal to eat properly since Un-Mayor OHanlon began to snub her at public appearances.

"Megan is really reeling over her lack of physical contact with Donovan! She's a mess!" told a source close to the actress who requested to remain anonymous....though provided his first name only as "Brian". "She's so detached and numb now, and spends long hours in crying fits and standing naked before the full length bathroom mirror chanting, What's Wrong with Me?! What's Wrong with Me?!" the source added.


Raymond DePaul, a psychiatrist at the very prestigious Johns Hopkins University, said changes in mood and speech and eating can be clues to a manic state of mind.   "In terms of self-attitude, patients can be very grandiose, either in the form of being just supremely self-confident, or extremely distructive." DePaul said. "Patients with moderate or even milder forms of mania or hypomania can tell me that they feel invincible, or that there's nothing wrong with them...as in cases of weight."

Reached for comment, OHanlon stated that Fox needs to "fly to Canada and pig out on some McLobster value meals and GET OVER HERSELF! Geez!!" More on this story as Breaking News pours in......

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